eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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