do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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