I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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