she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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