let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
two words...techno handjob
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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