also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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