weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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