i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize