Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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