big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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