Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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