my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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