I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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