i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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