You made me cry and you don't even care
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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