are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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