Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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