dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Come on in and take your pants off
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