who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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