gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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