Please, let me fuck your mom
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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