Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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