I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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