I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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