Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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