The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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