Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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