And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Randomize
