quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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