It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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