He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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