I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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