sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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