Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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