Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Boobs are out for the taking
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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