I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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