another moral hangover. fuck.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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