I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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