I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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