the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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