ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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