we have pet lesbian snakes
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Someone signed my nipple.
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