I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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