I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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