He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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