People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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