I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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