We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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