sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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