Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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