dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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