Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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