I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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