I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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